Do you really need to know who I am? Is there no sublety left in the world? But to satisfy those with short attention spans, conditioned by eight-minute TV and nosey, hardline news, I will tell you this: I am an any-girl, any-student at any-college in any-city. Perhaps you will deduce who I am through my blogs. Perhaps you will do a little digging and know more than you should. But it’s not likely we’ll ever meet, or if we do meet, it is in a world far enough removed from the false glow of the blue screen that we will not recognize each other. Maybe someday a publisher will ask me to write a book. Then will you know who I am. But for now, I will dwell peacefully in anonymous-land.
Perfect!